TWO THINGS DIED AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PILE OF LAUNDRY

THING 1

instruction manual laundry hamper solidified Boba Fett cretaceous perineum

isn't hard to figure out why caulking just feels good between your charcoal

gimmicky staples interactive trans-cranial Kitler décor climb you

Anime termites impact on the fast-track

dweeb funnel-wearing hidden life cafe-tangible

meatspace apnea psychic pigeonhole-cramming

gets slimed disposable corrugated plastic tubing

Zomg! body lice hitting the ground running

pharmaceutical shenanigans Metro frisbee-venture beyond the alarm clock 



THING 2

'Nice.' This is either the jetpack's instruction manual or

the laundry hamper's instruction manual. But

Boba Fett found it in the latter, and in a misguided attempt

to take it literally solidified himself into a cretaceous perineum

on the tarmac. Isn't hard to figure out why caulking horizontally

just feels good with charcoal: vertical needs gimmicky staples

interactive trans-cranial. Kitler décor climbing meatspace as

though completely ignoring the hidden life of the cafe-tangible. 

Anime termites have this impact –

they are the slime on the fast-track coming from disposable

corrugated plastic tubing. 'I'm really a dweeb.' No you're not, Boba -

funnel-wearing the hidden life of the cafe-intangible.

Who else's pharmaceutical shenanigans have on a random wall

built such an exquisite exploding-skull model of psychic apnea?

Zomg! Body lice hitting the ground running. On your own,

a Metro frisbee-venture beyond the clockface.