Star Trek Fan Fiction

Amnesia spoils Saucer drag in carefree Roomba and the klunk of ignorance in Assimilation Computer carries autumn's Undue Sigh like Jane Austen through the Caucasian abyss in Monogamy Forex 8:30 with demon Bolts so to speak along the Floor Cunt Holodeck, Beige Wedges Absorb Dreads based on the wonder of Empire, wooden sword Gender recital past Binder state, Captain says window for a bug his senpai impulse to Photon Pleat, soon, they say, black Forest deterioration doing Da people absolutely according to a Vex Blueprint upon which Time's Stamp falls in wet ol' Daddy parts '15 /09/12 Unusually pamper ensign Graduation suit, Taste sparkles Deviate from Helical street Crap cocktail back to the Asshole clause of Average problematic fave on the Kinsey Scale, Cute and it is on the doctor's ladder, too, Annihilation gristle barely Pulled out from underneath comfortably warm Cardassians, Marry Federation Lobotomy Power and erectile Evil Emitter, they feel is unsafe, there had been comparatively timely Crumbs, Obscene instrument 9:30 Induced chilly to sleepy Food Species, overwhelming local feeling*



*some words in this poem have been stolen from this amazing article http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-ways-star-trek-federation-evil-empire/

Sempiternal

Kittens wrap the Playboy video novel cheese painting
eraser vertically, high rubber rate of suicide waning
red voice sound of slow wires for you
she lets nature copy the hole of a panda
you steam bug poop
on the international space station!!
get married in a gorgeous toke
let your hair grow weed
she splinter pits naked (pits splinter naked)
a slot raccoon for the stick machine of a smiling man
magic rip off of the 2015 concentration
embracing segmented freak boring the stuff of water
regret concrete'll be flooded roasting each other's
balls nightmares framed psychedelic
tea-html twice with the glue of the door of fear of
distant organs, wasteful
luck connection, when the lug is me (Golden Retriever) all night
upon a dome's money tissue
fever patch hidden from the actual rose
beggars a wound for the makeup
serial air guitar does not change the basic
sky in a dead whale
with sempiternal jetski fail -
stop talking about shit until Halloween
uncertainty monster
cloud gag of an alien word
squeezed tentatively, once cleared
face rot in children

Erotic Nurse

chimeric mattress at home
the same myopia fuels psychological reversal
horn of bread and Mr sleep series
antichrist without doing exercises
to laugh too much
is more awesome
over a wide range
hanging tied upside down
erotic thing nurses
everyone drinking breath
beautiful woman
in silence
sweet juice that
murmurs of technique
tweet that has been
cold over my basin
teacher thing with curtain
deliberately amazing momentum

Iron Giant - Another Mutation

the iron giant's smelly USB lamp porridge beamed up waving hovering
psycho math lasting in God's IMAX cage as long as the actual hype does
fangs dump the entire blot in taskbar settings in the road
pharmaceutical misanthrope eaten by actual bear family at the pee master's signal
fake karaoke emo who killed digital bingo with WW2 butt up an orange pixie
drone strike on a real dinosaur erotically adequately bloodstreaming retail
exquisite videogames touched psychosomatically blank
fruit of the elephant head contradicting giant spurts
composed post-laser junk cone genesis

Coroner - Another Mutation

speaking of human waste, boo
as the mirror assumes spatula lips
hyper spiders in a joint lily shit light
body temperature thrown on a soul
that exists swum hair burn
boo villain threw dildo linger on a rock
bunch Moloch grandma garbage costume hither bladder
of the shadow that slit Hell
where simple medical wig laid blunt table
with Banksy knife Hip Hop influences miscarriaged
beastly goth Jesus accidentally travelling
horrible grave languages climbing beastly
beastly beastly Guantanamo parts crazy grave regions
into soundclouds styling Joe's parasite helps a hole kill fur
punches melted a fucking slid burnt
psychological leapfrog or hoverboard lain bioluminescent
feminine spirits curse joke horses

Nudge Nudge, Wink Wink

mass beauty and autumnal patterns inflame architectures and slay dead man's pipe with disgusting hat illusion and yeti pee turned into bubblegum and horrid Street Fighter rustled dead hollow sleeping and ill truth thunderbolts rolling in Twin Peaks butterfly dreadlocks skull tumblr and TV bacteria coast seraphic perpetual and mineral personal and some kind of animal bloodied and walking dead with arms berserk and psychic dread electronics' safe floating sci-fi basketball twerking and toenail hatred and irreverent kissing and crisis carcasses due to sunken profiles deep dream abject amid infinite weed and carbon dioxide exploitation eh, look Eddy, oink oink:

British Empire Pyramid Bush

Around tombstones and their slight light, a carnivore hauls the vegetable
shunting invasive, weaponized as muscleman bird mole, from the rear of a mummy;
with its fancy gusting techno, Beetlejuice poetry has absorbed
as much damage as angry boulevard nudity can.
Smell of DIY leather rim preferably circular in cross section,
ad hoc sexual satisfaction not deep enough to be useful,
the mind scratched holy by Babel burial puddle.
The valley of death is something appallingly bad:
is not self-locating you actually have to locate it yourself...
with faux robot's post-modern pivot, like Vikings jostling
the British Empire from underneath her pyramidal bush,
theoretic Mountain Dew embodied ambient chains
of masculinity inflated round the RPG pornography
waitress new-risen, phlegm-darkened.