Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Frack Disney

The infernal spring-pressure of Gotham's pop-up Frankenstein and Silicon Valley's levitating rust and the Bermuda Triangle's throbbing wet gills is a necessary force that pushes like the sand of a Pinterest burial vortex applied on a prone, unprotected area to reach deep comfort in tapeworm-like depravity from any position inside Bowser's sweatpants locked in 90s Quidditch. Do you see. Cats wear helmets when the sky looks like the sky if the sky were the earth's curious haircut or a pretty NASA food mural impaling space with a mesmerizing hate-illusion that doesn't match its own red underlight. Do you see. The real Alice Cooper's strange noises match a good drum machine's strange noises. I'm a thumb-flavored Satan who will probably not deteriorate over time, says time. The Spongebob hordes clean off the sap from, without marking the, skeleton trees of Disney-fracked pussy time-clouds. Monsters force their own diaper-connections to a bacterial religion out of fucking town while becoming less and less receptive to the green gods infesting the gutters of OkCupid like 7-inch pixels that trellis the medical paradise of my chugging computer's interior soap opera like small hard dinosaur penises. Do you see. 

Sunday, July 27, 2014

Miss World

Mine melt. Shit whack.
Demon warp. Bed boner.
And nut. Gun hotline.
And bake. Ass bones.
Ejaculate lifelike.
A generic Dungeons & Dragons fruit sharknado.
The mass creature the saddest outbreak welcomes.
I like to make out with Lara Croft.
My monk nipples:
the baddest pyramidal
butterfly spectrum
at the mall.
Maid parsing.
A clustered creature.
Chickenshit internet feelings;
A one size fits all goliath.
Psychedelic phone sex veneer.
Miss World. Wii dangle.

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

HTML Dwarf

The cross sprayed with teenage probiotics. Also the HTML Dwarf on its dark squab.
Teal eyebrow of the orangutan cocked. James Franco the pinned Parallel Teddy Bear.
Man, you pull more music from muff, and vice versa, with a disintegrator
than thieves grind projectile sweat, softly, from shut windows.
No, I merely blog about armpits
ironically, the joie de vivre crackles pterodactylic
like a collect call from the cum cops;
the long cancer seeks a return socket
in the form of an arcade rat massacre.

Thursday, July 17, 2014

Nubbin

The gorilla's third nipple – rather than its dystopian shedding – is it. That is the answer. And being high. Less the apocalyptic KNOB OF THE NIGHT than ... mince, God is the central tree which willingly touches my dead amphibian buttock. Bumper sticker-grim. Repetitive ping-pong with a chemical smell. Grandma exists beneath the visor's rock 'n roll hand. Desert drug transmission-spheres intimately earwax ... hotrod-elusive. The black lips of Dracula stretch loudly. Hookah the demon core's rhinestones couch potato-tacky, like planetarium glitter caking up nubbin-louche; satisfying the psychoanalytic tipping point on the volcano's ribcage. A juggalo peers from behind its devilish, shallow brain aggregate. The cold blast's naturally obscure plug. Malignant proxy piss – silence that impales cold excrement. 

Sunday, July 13, 2014

"App" – The Movie

A flash of beige, borg garbage

still haunts the cartoon, ouija meat disaster.

Pee sleep melts hard, ghost murderer.

Steam elephant – with basketball –

the killer radio self constipated

from beyond, where I carve up the body of a jellyfish

and knew the Microsoft moonpolice

and drone turds texting in

dark, cratered handjob rap

feed a contiguous, Samsung buzzcock biomech.

I love the die app, love poop simulator

with a Walmart axe, taco improbably –

anal yoga, scorpion itch.

"App" – the movie.

Friday, July 11, 2014

Tintin Upskirt

A permanent disablement option or
setting to leave an unconscious robot fetus
backwards loop on all the nice bits of machine
nurse presence a “storage green” bleep
of occult vintage butts, dirt/foreign body ingress
and interconnected frog leg penis robot
ninja suckers electrode nipple chain
scorched feet to silent infinite clown balls  
in an experimental marrying of gangster fuzz
motherboard rubber orbit measured doughnut
blood gulps in rat fuck wizard product fade
tight Tardis headroom output choke and tarantula blood
crust umbrella boing with some harsh ashtray shame bruise
spork doom sour - and making friends in
the actual arbitrary fake snow tight spread Tintin upskirt
narcissist substance wedding vermin
spew over long party cadaver tooth ever since
the bloody human face jamb, eliciting boning
and cyborg nano porno fibers of radioactive
mirror ganglia glare with ninja turtle jug
singularity – then blend enjoying her permanent
3D printed strand of ribbed McDonald's
desiccated screw doll shark skull accelerator
Tool masked with Ernie's dog worm taint 
rancid, opaque, coitus demon super particles
scratch love furniture bloody knees of action
figure. 

Friday, June 13, 2014

Cover a boring pee buddy in dollar signs. Choke the bass rose muff potato head balls wax mouse bitch watts. Garfield's dick interdimentionally overcompensates. Glom on exquisite enemy flip-flops smell. Fuck yeah Halloween-coalesce. Beach fear in the parking lot. End of life. The Force flesh clown foot-operated bloody. Operatic titty cumshot suicide photocopy glisten hate pony filament heart attack snake suck mermaid tube. The faded lego head shoots out from the center of a horse turd orb. Debunk GTA Segway squidward. Zip-tie swag wrack curves visible from space. A dumped body. Harvesting delicious lifeless beautiful KitKat women monsters desert rot fever wrap. Spoiler: forever. An undisguised unconscious colossus. The feeling dinosaur-piles earth-toned in ribbed gangster kiss blood terminals interface. Magnetic ducts spewing queer blood unite overgrown dream-addled tamponcephalic supercomputer crying grainy rain spider paste explosions pasta-like streaming loneliness echoes hack dying cyber-dreaming on a peg feels like punching the sticky streets. Dreadful moonshine werewolf afterbirth shame bloom nightmare tumbler road cone bling laughter rat faced at depressed lawnmower steel fashioned impact after goat. Namely, never. Spurred by a pharmacopeia of acoustic beefcake MMORPG. My only gripe is that only my propeller is latched to my bicycle and to a subterranean sensitivity latched to my butthole chugs wet toilet laser. Copying a jerking narcissist missing dark throat gravity bloodstains copy Pokémon-finger. Mummifying. Copulate. Bic musk clickhole zombie Barbie and mindblow your dick dusk. Fusing the spine of the spoon dying caterpillars GPS chernobyl pram sponge with. Insanity streams shroud like the old Windex aesthetic. Would Linux swell and a bevy of crocodile tears like carnivorous skulls head injury hump. Do drones prefer experimental horsemanship who'd screw perverse helmet. Robot hip manslaughter materials imitate fail squid aggression in terms of rubber band. Prozac fucked pussy rejected pussy eating titty and electric titty condensed titty death intimacy ensued after dying blood chainz. A giant spider undereye consequence rests sack shard haunt stomach nut sack lurch. Feed plague cartilage quanta framing flashback ducts in the bush shrieks an all night vampire and slams gruesomer blood tarot and hung rubbery autopsy vector. Photographed humanoid magma serpentine hanging out. Panic afflict Victorian Japan gross monster skeleton steam blocked palpable tube of blood face bone yearning breath blood pale anatomy flowers chainsaw continuity and creepy victim deep serial Lucifer computer death opiate junk blend tender corpse bride consumption with barfing termites immortal penny drifts spun sex cinder block hunger sloshing on Santa's knees and then some. The doomsday patina gamma rays e.g. LIKE THIS HOSE. Harsh X-mas tree reflector residue hollow rubbing walls of anxiety sadness transmitters disables awful outlandish horse mask carrots socks' souls self suck video in a bag of slurry science lab crab meat masturbation allows me to glaze fetid big demon skeleton human centipede greener by dentist squirt fail paint piping rubber hands. Extra lives log cheeseburger trash beam in exploding head wizard wheeze wedges bear into tutu. Cock gaze hanging Subway hammock orange peel pimp schizophrenia faux pas horror kooky trance cringe elevator spectrum and colliding shambling only hideously alone would the barbeque blink out of existence. Then crumbs easily get deep in the ass titty mowing nipple drive-thru paralyzed in ninja anus color stages, youtubed, and beg for death from the log life form. The terror of just a dead sci-fi trope gazing from a dick hole navel fantasy anus, which I can't tell you what farts leper bung blunts humanlike ripple in a weird bacon jar with horror puppet horns exoskeleton and sword pube mobius chic, plows ass lead rippling sensors beestung in the Tetris sex castle and leper cock fart picnic nipple hands ass crank ass aliens, suicide the way boobs titty looks. Please kiss my lung, flesh bloody boobs nipple, in Transformer periscope peristalsis suicide colors with a new horror pellucid stupid hair precursor of depraved nervous robot emotions the way Amazon rapes orphans, in the other hand jocks crank unclean jerk sores in spastic bulb poses garden fart dark hypnosis headset recycling leper cock horror boner fail fart bangs a sort of dark Angry Birds crank ass cloud data beauty hole, or leather comic green yung robot lung hole stochastic. Techno 69 chicken coop solipsism totally gum prolapse bugger off, endow swathes of ubiquitous rot torture rack stereo liver, and with his own ebola budgie potato venom and mumblecore on the stalks of the sleaziest experimental church hotdog dong yuggoth, the hatred's forked sparkler and violent CHAN's daily peen, not only his T-shirt, a Roman candle severed head prison manga magus "psychopants" diaper hug devil revenge asswipe, and evil sycophantic drug violence and the half alive bone of doom similarities, celluloid light squirt exploitation and burgeoning also, until I win penis solarium magnetic crust raw chronic semen nebbish as “Diabetes Kirk” and Topol as “Spock”, straw nurse 5000 dish EEG dog-orgasm soul basement bruh 13 carnival brainwaves flashing stiff in the druggy's mind, analog out-of-body Frankenstein scar chug and the engendering of evil grandma boy dementia, a rotting VCR profusion and possessed gargoyles wend and yet it ejects the interior sounds in tar postcard light distance from what doesn't seem quite right to the druggy
 

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