Tuesday, February 28, 2012

THE DESIGN FLAW OF THE FIRST UFO

open-ended veins dab alcohol
around the galaxy, sporadic powder,
undoing its signature edges – prosthetics
like the forlorn jaw of a ghoul

Spock's hooded face
in the shadow is a birdhouse

perhaps everything is a machine
that's been big and unheard
for far too long – and it's
now loudly stealing molecules,
one greasy molecule
at a time, dissection of a jelly bean
presenting marine insides

hopping around on a suburban lawn,
the raven looks ill in its cloth,
what were once feathers
partially atomized by the stimulation
of a lunar pill

meth invented inflatable knurls,
toothpaste for your new beak,
adhesive skin, once popular in the
construction of UFOs

Monday, February 27, 2012

THE MYSTERIOUS CASE OF THE PLUGGED-IN PHONE, IN THE NIGHT TIME

Chunks of hip foam on a bloody runway. In collaboration
with Hugo Boss, Hitler's Friday night vasectomy.
Sleep deprivation over the sex line: the helical phone
piously kinks the hollow illuminant. Vocal patterns
spoon. Tokyo, a little gaudy hospice on the curb of
Pluto. Thunder slug thunders, sticks inside the lamp shade.
The lavatory's gland. Thought-reading interspersed
throughout jell. A culling of so much logic, it no longer
fits. As stupid as laundered latex. Pondering the phone's
thread's inception. In the wall is a magnet, so powerful it sizzles.

Sunday, February 26, 2012

STREET FIGHTER II

With the many tiny holes in my skull, I'm known on Street Fighter II
for my 'cranial sneezes.' Not even the kicks of the young
transsexual Asian nun with the swastikas
taped over his/her nipples – a fighter driven by
guilty pleasures, all oriented toward antisocial ends,
a very sneaky creature to whose puerile amusement
every setback of an opponent panders – hard lollipop
feet in white gym socks moving faster than the eye can see
and creating these small gross welts wherever they land,
are as deadly. One character looks like Jerry Springer
and throws these weird punches with a Lego
arm, which suddenly breaks apart in many
bricks that melt halfway to their target,
salty necrosis, throwing-stars of hairy chicken wing lace.

Easy.

A very big baby whose character description in Wikipedia
is 'the Escape Artist' sits cooing and burbling in a milk crate;
fully employing its squid electronics, the baby complexly escapes.
I kill it forthwith with my encephalitic watering can.
For those unfamiliar with Street Fighter II, I invite
you to check out the Wiki entry for the ironically named
'Human Mortal'; it is the weakest character in the game
but because it's wearing a hazmat suit, it's only character on
Street Fighter II I can't defeat.

Friday, February 24, 2012

ROBO-KITCHEN

In order to avoid extinction sauropods manipulated their ersatz
bratwurst attachments with pneumatic tantra. The limbs could
fully embrace space. While dying, and while fucking, the beasts
sounded like car horns.

In the final moments of the Jurassic era, a cloud above their
heads had a yellow reddish rash through it and its pockets
slowly shed stale vase water and other combinations of yellow,
reddish sky-fluid.

The news anchors berating you these days, sauropod, all tend to be 10
feet tall; with their primitive hinge joints, they pull paper
across the desk leaving deep, farinaceous drag marks.
Our thirst for urban legends have turned away from you
and plunged itself into e.g. the mystery surrounding the origins of
Tom Hanks' ugly kids, even after the very casts from which
they'd been lifted had been discovered in his basement, and even
as our modern instruments will debunk the mystery further by
cracking the algorithm that drives the brats' abominable biomechanics,
that make them shuffle, gorge on hamburgers, and warble
incoherently into their armpits during sleep.

The new generation of sauropod is the common house lizard
sunbathing on a boom box outside my trailer. In a Polaroid
on my dining room table, a ghost can be seen arranging the
furniture of my trailer. Fearing the rumbling sounds sometimes
coming from the Polaroid, I will roboticize my kitchenette
and all its transformations will pertain to that special state of rest
found only in hot, delicious pudding. When agitated, however,
the robot kitchenette would spit beer and meat.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

WARHOL'S SEX DOLL – ANOTHER MUTATION

a random deletion renders Taiwan flat
everywhere you look, hobos napping in crusty wrappers
everybody just wants to be sexily disjointed,
like the gimp god Oprah

but a bomb's anatomical tissue
makes a mess, Nintendo abstinence
reduces me to shavings –

wooden pegs preserved in rabbit barf,
thumb tacks littering hemoglobin
on the cutting board –

robot bone sweater tits,
amphibian penis down Warhol's iconic trash chute –

I am the friendly towel waving at you from the other
side of the dinner table, your thought
bubble can't be more explicit, and is also made
of rubber

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

LEGS THAT HANG IN THE AIR

rodent drips
song stuck in my head

candlelight transmits religion
home-canned

mathematical mouth bacteria unguent Anti-Christ-swilled
a Grace Jones exoskeleton slumberously dry above a dunk tank

went on a drive-thru DNA replacement
engendered leather hairless anemic
locally-grown

colliding
cookies abortion
engrossing deep throat

soaked with baby seal menswear ranch silica,
trans-Happy Meal

a covered in warts fugue

Monday, February 20, 2012

FELINE SOMNAMBULISM

jujitsu mind-control, 4 chops of surgical peyote lightning
on my geriatric cat, 1 speculum for all intents and purposes
wielded by carrion on itself – it's as grave as the atrocity

the cat had narrowly avoided fooling around
in the backyard hammock – why else would
his asshole look so funny?

a whoosh of life's 9 heartbreaking lawnmowers
already inflicted on him
a streak of silver baldness,

he kicks and farts in his sleep, meows like Jimmy
Hendrix or Bruce Lee,

voodoo mistaken (naively, by me, the other members of my family,
the maid, the dog) for a transfusion of synthetic noise
via his cerebral cortex into an inanimate dollop
of inglorious railroad poop

hauled in from miles away, in the dead
of night, and – still in the super-villain grip of sleep – affectionately
dropped into his litter box,

wished upon, kneeled meditatively in front of,
neon specks of enlightenment blooming across
his mindscape as the wooly fungus of the dollop's spirit
is consumed

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