Evil Dentist

While, like pee splashback on eBay, the torso of a stem cell looks all

flat in a solar eclipse, its ballooning skeleton arms

keep being dragged along by a hoary jetpack –

a suicide-ET going multiple-Cinderella

on his gaming console, mud-wrestling

neurological pewter that's already been diluted by

sex and violence.

Stepping out into the sun, this potato loses its eyebrow's connecting screw.

A dark dentist amidst his enamel housewares,

it wears an artificial heart on a chain

while blogging – eyebrow-less, potato-chested – about anxiety and

other medical emissions. An abstract blowfish fills its masochistic visualizations –

X-ray vision's salad fringes line their post-nuclear footprints.

Again, like the Babylon termites churn out, flattened

to reduce friction – deformed by overdubbing.

Fuck A (Rubber) Duck

Earth's last terra ingognita can be seen from space.

The others had been licked into alignment by the ocean,

bedside shadows analogous to shaved meat.

Novelty musk – the new addition to an ancient line of zombie wear,

fossil-deadweight propped up by ashen metronomic farts.

In the next aisle, Slender Man's two-pronged forehead vein superimposes a

lightening bolt of moisture on his blank face.

His soul, laced with coffin jelly, burps.

His Crocs wield a Rolls Royce's womb-magic.

Wobbly tetrominoes born of a scrotal Rubik's Cube.

A spooky resin resurfaces as the hatchet unmasks the dummy,

probing for a rosebud behind anomalous curtains.

Tropical cinematic projections on Twilight Zone shorts.

Food coloring dripping from the assholes of snakes fat on rubber ducks,

or from the tiny kink at the soft core of an increasingly lifelike Big Mac.

In one gentlemanly goat, Super Mario is reconciled with a blatant nonentity:

his own necro-long johns. On bath salts,

he's telekinetically sculpting earwax

into a death mask, a balaclava dentally

violently thrusting. He looks sick.

He feels his waxen combover's too-powerful grip.

In the distance, the disconnect between the skyscraper of 8-bit puke

and its boiling undercurrent heals.

Reefer

Oblivion used to be sexy all over –

gathered near an affectionate but elusive pore.

Feeding it splits it, the spewing metal lampshade of Pinhead's constipation.

In a metallic confluence of Gulag desiderata,

aorta-yolk returns home –

a prodigal curiosity.

While Stockholm syndrome forges a sock

through which his dickcheese bores,

Hitler's growing amusement is inappropriate;

it has suddenly mushroomed, like a werewolf,

a sebaceous human centipede

that, the bigger it gets, disappears into the crowd.

Literal moth leak here and there sticks dandruff-style

to the blades of a figurative lawnmower, which is attractive to it,

which is a flapping, spring-loaded cluster of literal and figurative

Blackface magic.

Things slowly and deliberately scrape the pinata. What the unfathomable membrane

broadcasts alternates between lumpy bumping carts and omniscient schoolgirl.

Halloween Poem

i

Remote controlled

meaty squiggle, ready

for death.

Creepy-crawly

spinal cord

on ice,

occupying dreaming's

multi-blob prison.

Escaping the synth-fueled circus,

epileptic

shapeshifting.

Donnie Darko wallows in

the prism; tap water alters his

knuckles.

Worms burrow

in nostrils, digital-green.

Slime holds euthanasia-tubing

in place.

Wet-flog amphibious

Mogwai.

Grapple with a combination

of evil robot whodunit

and neolithic fungus's inherent

glow sticks.

Unfriend an X-Man.

Ghostly FB search results.

Rare hopelessness offered by the

tractor beam.

Adult droid showing asshole.

Abducted by aliens.

“Droid.”

Sensitive electric ass-acne.

“Asshole

stars.”

ii

Flying backwards drowns dinosaurs

in a clock's continuum.

The batting doormats

of ruined eyelids.

The dancing foreskin monster

merely entangled with the illusion

of a convenience store:

like laughter inside an ATM,

his starship coasts through stringy space.

I am merely a Freddy Krueger

corrupted by a bath,

fog machine syndrome drooping under haunt-

lust.

Gaseous D&D fluffing puppy fabric.

A soap opera

of ornamental plague

rained by demon skull.

Aborting Mickey Mouse

A child doodles a crater.

Which becomes the Grim Reaper's church.

The sun dissects the opacity of the bloated sea monster.

Syphilitic clown-sinew brewed up by incest

in a horseshoe of alternative bladders;

Bollywood speed-dating

in formations of decaying bugs.

To the glorifying catcalls of ghouls, SpongeBob's shorts recrudesce –

replacing a McDonald’s tripod

with a bony Mount Doom.

Blackened, half-aborted Mickey Mouse-polystyrene

left to be raised by wolves.

Warhol's ADD disfigured his voodoo doll. By now an outdated Ewok,

buried alive in the form of smoothly stacked Pringles,

it moonwalks a braid of crumbs to the anus of a vending machine ...

along the paisley fringes of vertigo and Warp Drive's stink,

the hollowed-out basement's

shoggoth-outflow disguised

as paths bent weird by floods.

nightmare spacewalk

Diarrhea freeze-framed under mysterious circumstances

is not a hoax - but self-fulfilling, richly blinding. A 'ready,' thermos-aggregated

genie tic-tac hob-nobbing bakelight-bloated.

Orgy-sticks bob up and down under an invisibility cloak; a peaking hive.

Atomic chalking regrows skeleton bangles from the rancid cells

of a ghost plague.

Embalming only matches intangibles – with underground spirit-yellow –

encrypted yarn of idiot musk unraveling like an impulsion, cassettes, etc.

Hybrid-pajama spanning omni-chlamydia and so on.

Under the same impractical curse that My Little Pony spacewalks insectoid,

homoerotic exorcism on SecondLife airs cunt implants.

I just might kill the nigga.

Groceries may cohere in a troll's cold eyelids with earlobe-boundaries of

normal Eggnog, false memories will just keep juicing the whole Erf.

sexy golem

Netherworld overused in shower curtain timelapse.

Translucency at critical mass.

Transcend cesspool. Freaky haunt.

Nestled unease at cuckoo's nest's bad base.

Holding in berserk entity.

A hatching mothball's windy fringes.

Money murk for doll hickey.

Mug about-face; copped cropped ass-hole.

Abandoned jaws retained fartless.

I'm frog geyser-mollifying. 

Thumb tainted rug-engulfed.

Taint-snuff with thin film of shapeshifter skull.

Engorging organic mitt golem-sexy.

Volcanic vacuum cleaner darkness.

Etsy clump of oscillating nipples.

Hobo doom-knitting's 2D marks.

Clockwise attraction, Freudian-sized.

Roach-trace personal colony.

Hollow Buddha SquarePants.

Flamethrower leaning out Care Bear-boned.