Monday, April 4, 2011

TWO THINGS DIED AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PILE OF LAUNDRY



THING 1


instruction manual laundry hamper solidified Boba Fett cretaceous perineum

isn't hard to figure out why caulking just feels good between your charcoal

gimmicky staples interactive trans-cranial Kitler décor climb you

Anime termites impact on the fast-track

dweeb funnel-wearing hidden life cafe-tangible

meatspace apnea psychic pigeonhole-cramming

gets slimed disposable corrugated plastic tubing

Zomg! body lice hitting the ground running

pharmaceutical shenanigans Metro frisbee-venture beyond the alarm clock 



THING 2


'Nice.' This is either the jetpack's instruction manual or
the laundry hamper's instruction manual. But
Boba Fett found it in the latter, and in a misguided attempt
to take it literally solidified himself into a cretaceous perineum
on the tarmac. Isn't hard to figure out why caulking horizontally
just feels good with charcoal: vertical needs gimmicky staples
interactive trans-cranial. Kitler décor climbing meatspace as
though completely ignoring the hidden life of the cafe-tangible. 

Anime termites have this impact –
they are the slime on the fast-track coming from disposable
corrugated plastic tubing. 'I'm really a dweeb.' No you're not, Boba -
funnel-wearing the hidden life of the cafe-intangible.
Who else's pharmaceutical shenanigans have on a random wall
built such an exquisite exploding-skull model of psychic apnea?
Zomg! Body lice hitting the ground running. On your own,
a Metro frisbee-venture beyond the clockface.
 

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