Sunday, January 30, 2011

BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA

- the Taliban has invented a tampon with which to club baby seals

but really,
one of the Wonders
of the Deep
has to be Van Gogh’s
ear

- not the helpful pussy

through existing on
the same
shelf

- as the sheers that cut the denim growing on my lawn

and the copycat
substance
that jumps from
one mullet
to the next

- sheers in the rape van’s inbuilt little kitchen’s upper left cabinet 

sheers
in the left
back
pocket of
Inflatable Spiderman’s
trousers

- as a houseguest Rat Fink invariably feels like a traitor

we
worship acne
for
not being immodest
about
its pariahdom
at
quiet restrained house parties 

- demons use horse tranquilizers to desensitize themselves against
exorcists’ rude, quippy incantations

many a man
and woman
who’d
stepped through the Stargate
felt immense
involuntary
self pity – and the need to pee

- a winsome smile is now stalwartly and imperviously guarding the Stargate 

Rat Fink’s profile page
on the singles website
is so alluring but
at the same time
so ghastly and louring,
like
a messily beheaded sun

- and then my girlfriend looked down and watched her cleavage resolve itself into fog

a
smoke
detector
can be starved
with good behavior

- the same sheers, basically, imparted a strange shabbiness to my collar

as I try and try and try
to save everything everything EVERYTHING
by boiling it

- the spots in time can be countenanced with the facial pores of a large caliber revolver

time’s uprising –
does it make a sound?

- I have never seen so many thugs just lying around

usually so
busy on
Boxing Day

- and that’s when the ... the THINGS came out to test their toys...

everything’s OK
when you’re
here

- swingers boredly watching food network with cherry bombs set in the centers of panda eyes

after sustaining significant
blunt force trauma,
I
can’t
stop
staring
at
cows

- every shop has its own method of showcasing stuff

2 comments:

  1. Rote Karte für: resolving cleavage
    Rote Karte für: Panda eyes
    Rote Karte, rote Karte...haha

    ReplyDelete

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